Funny Lines

How many of these are true?

Blondes Revenge

Q. Why are most brunettes flat-chested ?
A. It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts

Q. Why do brunettes like their dark hair color ?
A. It doesn’t show the dirt.

Q. What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover ?
A. What part of ‘yes’ don’t you understand ?

Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party ?
A. The invitation

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~ by Simon on April 6, 2009.

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